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Has anyone else gone mad trying to conceive a child?

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ManicCaroline · Yesterday 17:01

Hello mums. I feel like I’m going mad. Me and my husband have been trying to conceive out their child for over a year now but I’m beginning to find this very hard. My husband is a 54 year old and he is. Well, let’s just say things aren’t working out so well in the bedroom department.

Since i was a teenager i have been fatally attracted to Nicky Wire of the Manic Street Precahers. You’re going to think I’m mad and so does my best friend but in a moment of intimacy I called my husband Nicky. This is troubling since his name sounds nothing like Nicky and now he knows something is up. He thought initially that I was having an affair with a man named Nicky (which I would never do.) But then he found the picture of Nicky Wire in my wallet which has been there since 2005. It’s well thumbed.

He suggested that we play I Killed the Zeitgeist while making love which I was all for since I am desperate for a third child. Problem is my husband is now performing so much better in the bedroom and I don’t know if it’s because of me or Nicky Wire’s vocals. I think I’m losing it.

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Shloopie · Yesterday 17:03

How sad. Sounds like you've stolen the sun from his heart. Poor man.

ItWillBeBetterAfter · Yesterday 17:04

A design for life might be the one that gets it to work ?

Chunkybabythighs · Yesterday 17:05

Oh god are you the previous poster having an AI relationship with a fake version of this guy??

ManicCaroline · Yesterday 17:05

The issue is I think Nicky has put the sun back into his heart 😅😅😅😅

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