Hello mums. I feel like I’m going mad. Me and my husband have been trying to conceive out their child for over a year now but I’m beginning to find this very hard. My husband is a 54 year old and he is. Well, let’s just say things aren’t working out so well in the bedroom department.
Since i was a teenager i have been fatally attracted to Nicky Wire of the Manic Street Precahers. You’re going to think I’m mad and so does my best friend but in a moment of intimacy I called my husband Nicky. This is troubling since his name sounds nothing like Nicky and now he knows something is up. He thought initially that I was having an affair with a man named Nicky (which I would never do.) But then he found the picture of Nicky Wire in my wallet which has been there since 2005. It’s well thumbed.
He suggested that we play I Killed the Zeitgeist while making love which I was all for since I am desperate for a third child. Problem is my husband is now performing so much better in the bedroom and I don’t know if it’s because of me or Nicky Wire’s vocals. I think I’m losing it.