Just when I thought there was no other part of me to get fatter (extremely TMI)

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I made the mistake of looking at my fanjo (I was checking my caesarian scar in the mirror because I haven't seen it for a few months). OMFG I have a fat fanny

You know those monkeys with the swollen red arses??? Well that's me

But hey, at least I don't have piles (yet).

We all get like that don't we?.....I've never looked myself...too scared.

Dunno - never looked last time. But it's definitely bulgey and weird looking.

It's best not to look lackaDAISYcal, honestly. It reminded me very much of when I ate something I was allergic too and my face became massively swollen and misformed for a few days.

I shall remain in blissful ignorance then.

I'm not one for squinting at my fanjo under normal circumstances anyway

how long have you got to go now?

and are you still going for a VBAC?...you were planning one weren't you?

oh god
thanks for the tip
I did some defoliation the other day and couldn't see at all what I was up to - I did consider getting a mirror out so am glad I thought better of it

you know it is probably increased blood flow rather than actual fat

HBAC actually - so long as he stays inside for another 19 days.

most likely the charmingly named vulval varicosities.

I looked as though I was hiding a golf ball on one side and it ached like mad if I stood for too long.

went down within weeks after birth though.

dangly

good luck for the HBAC....hang in lil fella

F&Z - I'm too big for deforestation now. Luckily I realised about four weeks ago this would happen and did a mass pruning. Actually it was a mistake, now I can see my fat monkey fanny!

Bet you have a look now though

I will not
it took me about 2 years after ds was born to have a look and that was enough for me

fat monkey fanny........ sorry lol

That's okay windygalestoday, it is funny. I still have very shapely ankles though and my earlobes are positively anorexic.

I think I remember that one MrsPickles - the one with 'does your fanjo hang low, does it wobble to and fro, can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow' etc.?

Oh well, since the shops have stopped offering bags I guess any extra storage is a bonus

Also, I have to say, men's equipment gets saggier with age as well so I reckon I'm just evening up the sag factor with my DH who is 20 years older than me.

Mind you at this rate, we'll have to be careful not to step on each others genitalia when we bonk

That's okay windygalestoday, it is funny. I still have very shapely ankles though and my earlobes are positively anorexic.

lmao til you wake up tomorrow with fat earlobes lololol

lolol your ankles might swell under the strain of ya swollen fanjo?>

LOL. I looked yesterday too. Bigger and dark purple instead of petite and pink. Is normal. Says in my book. Monkey's arse made me laugh A LOT though.