ok, so dh says i'm blooming, but...

[yousaidit]

... i want to stop weeing uncontrollably like a nervy 4 year old at their seond day at school realising your mum has left you, and i want to stop needing to contsantly fart so loudly that dh sighs sadly and tries to smile when he describes it as my mating call. I want to be recognisably female! Just an insy winsy bit?

But you have never been more recognisably female! You are pregnant!

(I agree though, am sick of the wind)

argghhh yes the wind. my DH asks do you have to? and i just at him and say do you?