Things you wished were available during pregnancy

[DonnyLass]

... a 24 hour delivery service at a set rate of a tenner whatever the item

was desperate for Aero Bubbles at 1000pm last night and car in garage so couldn't send bloke to garage ...

what else ...?

A plug-in in utero baby minder. Un-plug enormous bump, plug into unborn baby minder contraption (designed by Starck), have two glasses of wine, a slab of blue cheese and a 'bleu steak', go to bed and sleep on tummy. Get up at 8.30am the following morning, shower and give feet a really good scrub. Grab Passport and do a runner Return to bedroom remove baby from baby minder and return to abdomen. Dress in hideous clothes.

Listeria free Brie
Peanut butter without the peanuts
Drinks that can make you feel slightly tipsy without having actual alcohol in them (for after those hard days at work)
also echo the stannah stairlift, but a portable one!

A batfink-type forcefield against paranoia ...

DH to go make me ho choc rather than laying in bed next to me reading GRAZIA

MY grazia too

non cocky husband who corrects me saying

actually its not grazia its NOW

get my effing hotchoc NOW

Someone who told the truth about what I really needed!!!

A pram, a cot, a car seat and clothes of course!

Not all the other crap!