Bloody mothercare pregnancy emails! Apparently I will "start to pile on the pounds" now - cheers for that

[MamaG]

[fat]

[hippopotamus]

I did think you were looking rather wide......

Why am I always running away from you?

Because I'm scary
and a rhino

I had the same blardy email this morning . Now that I have eaten my curry for dinner, I really do feel the size of an elephant! So long as I am not pregnant for 23 months.

bloody thing was probably written by a man

will we?

[starts to rethink the chip craving]

LOL - I got one from some other dodgy parenting site which gave me not only the advice that my gestating baby was getting hard bones which accounted for the kicks but that my toddler should have achieved ten milestones of which she's achieved one.

Blasted things.

Have some chocolate, perhaps it was a misprint, perhaps they meant pounds of piles or pies for a pound instead

i have actually moaned to Boots today about their pregnancy email

i am 30 weeks today and they emailed 'congratulations you ar 6 months today'

makes me feel dis heartened like i am going backwards!

I know what you mean, I always feel like yelling 'you are pregnant for ten months not nine you dipshits.'

In what other realm would it be acceptable to say 'yes you are pregnant for nine months but it's actually 40 weeks and we will randomly say you are five months pregnant at either 20 weeks or 25 weeks'.

it does enrage me

obviously written by a bloody bloke!

Does that mean I should cancel my request for another danish pastry?

hehe heartmum and misdee - ohhh yes we will be HUGE soon