Amusing pregnancy experiences..

[Silverfoxlady]

I am in early labour for the second day, and need a hit of feel-good oxytocin.

I have had a few funny recent experiences. A few days ago I was driving (trying to lean forward as midwife suggested), and my baby decided to repeatedly kick my boob. It was hilarious, funnier when I saw her massive limb poking out. Yesterday my stomach growled so loud that she jumped, and few weeks ago my daughter put her cold hands on my stomach and my baby jumped and moved her legs super fast to the other side of my stomach.

Does anyone else have any funny pregnancy stories? 🙂

Hi
I’m a secondary school teacher and when I was going on maternity leave (at 38 weeks) I was saying bye to my class assuming they just all knew I was having a baby because I was clearly very heavily pregnant…then one boy put up his hand and asked why I was leaving. I thought he was joking and I said ‘well I’m having a baby’ and patted my stomach and loads of them looked genuinely shocked 😂 god knows what they thought I’d been eating!

😂 They thought you had a pie belly.

At the preschool where I worked I told the children I had a baby in my tummy. One child was very confused, and she kept trying to lift my dress up and find the baby. Another child still didn’t believe me right until the end, saying ‘you’re so funny!’.