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Talk about every stage of pregnancy, from early symptoms to preparing for birth.

oh help, tried anal sex and now have piles

29 replies

bigboydiditandranaway · 13/03/2008 20:07

is it linked or is it more to do with pregnancy. what would you recommend to treat it, they're not bleeding or really puffy but you can tell it's piles as they're a bit puffy round there and quite uncomfortable please help

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MrsMacaroon · 13/03/2008 20:14

crivvens...

ca7439 · 13/03/2008 20:16

piles are common in pregnancy
never heard of getting them from anal sex?

Lulumama · 13/03/2008 20:16

it is more likely to be due to pregnancy

ask the pharmacist for something, and make sure you eat plenty of fibre
if you feel the need for anal, make sure you use lots of lube and take it slow, you might have a little fissure or scratch that is hurting.
your foofoo is not off limits you know , when you are pregnant!

Piffle · 13/03/2008 20:17

get a product called anusol from tesco or boots. Cream is applied and I used it in pregnancy ( anal sex was not involved) to good effect.

Piffle · 13/03/2008 20:18

foofoo
ROFL

expatinscotland · 13/03/2008 20:18

pelvic floor exercises.

do a lot. often.

PaulaYatesBiggestFan · 13/03/2008 20:19

lol piffle yeah yeah i'll believe you!

Lulumama · 13/03/2008 20:20

anal sex questions automatically turn me into my maiden aunt

Lulumama · 13/03/2008 20:20

anal sex questions automatically turn me into my maiden aunt

Lulumama · 13/03/2008 20:20

anal sex questions automatically turn me into my maiden aunt

dizzydixies · 13/03/2008 20:20

there is a huge thread on this - will try to find it for you

piles I mean!

brb

liath · 13/03/2008 20:21

If you tie a huge thread around the pile that'll sort it for you .

dizzydixies · 13/03/2008 20:23

liath

here it is - all the advice you'll ever need

here

dizzydixies · 13/03/2008 20:24

lulu? prissy prissy prissy
thats a WHOLE lot of prissy

Lulumama · 13/03/2008 20:33
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TREBUCHET · 13/03/2008 20:36

Sorry to be picky, but did you say you had just TRIED anal sex, like for the first time? Blimey, you pick your times! You're a braver woman than me!! I could barely muster up the energy to brush my hair let alone get up to that sort of shenanigens!!!

bigboydiditandranaway · 13/03/2008 20:40

ta for website and advice don't know what piffle is going on about, will u enlighten me.

lula?????????????

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whomovedmychocolate · 13/03/2008 20:40

Lulu - maybe the OP is prissy about her foo foo

Seriously piles are caused by the pressure of having a big fat baby sat on them. Not having a (comparatively) small and light object in your derriere.

However the frenulum (oh god don't make me get too technical here) can irritate the upper rim of the sphincter and then swell during anal sex, leading to awareness of piles the next day which is why some people think one causes the other.

Have a peach my dear, lots of water and some anusol, you'll be fine.

snooks · 13/03/2008 20:42

anal sex when pregnant?? Oh, I just couldn't be arsed fnarr-fnarr (?)

Lulumama · 13/03/2008 20:43

sorry, i have had a large sherry and got a bit silly

WMMC has given excellent advice, listen to her

Lulumama · 13/03/2008 20:44

anusol

whomovedmychocolate · 13/03/2008 20:52

Lulu is pissed - that URL included all the others you are currently surfing (Anglian gardening anyone?)

She means I think www.pilesadvice.co.uk/

Lulumama · 13/03/2008 20:54

i am going to bed now

with the anglian gardening website ! i don;t even live in anglia

dizzydixies · 13/03/2008 21:00

PMSL lulu

whomovedmychocolate · 13/03/2008 21:00

Well at least it wasn't the 'Rutland UpHill Gardeners Club' homepage