Sorry tmi (I am not the poo troll and I've tried to write it in a way to make you laugh) but...
Argh!!! I cannot poo!!!!
This is my third pregnancy so thought I would be used to it by now - but haven't been for three days and have just spend an hour sat on the toilet with what can only be described as a watermelon stuck up my bottom - I really need to go, try and try and try and nothing happens!
It's worse than being in labour!
Please keep your fingers crossed for me to be able to go soon!!! :)
Sorry again for tmi!