The other night my DP's family was having a party, but I was finishing work late so I went to my mum's to get reasdy and go with my family. When I got to mums I kept being sick and had to stay home alone. My DP was ringing every two mins to check on me and on the third time I answered the phone in floods of tears.
When he asked why I said I didn't know.
So he kept asking.
Eventually I admitted that there was a lovely dwarf on Deal or No Deal with big blue innocent eyes and I imagined that he must have had a hard life with a lot of stick and that was it, I was away. I cried for an hour and a half altho the reason changed about 6 times.
He told all my family at the party and asked them not to tell me incase it set me off again. Of course the first thing they went on about when they got in was me crying over a dwarf with a hard life.