Apologises to all curvaceous ladies,
and the unemployed,
the unmarried,
the unwashed,
the uneducated,
those who don't have a compost bin,
those with cildren,
those without children who do have a compost bin,
thoes with a naughty step.
those who live in a bungalow and will never know the delights/thrills/advantages/disadvantages of a naughty step,