So I know I sound insane but I’m completely at a loss and I just need to know if anyone’s had any experiences or any idea what’s going on, basically cutting a long story short I’m on the implant been on for 2 years and I feel pregnant! I’m aware it can make you feel pregnant I’ve had that loads of times but I knew each time it was just the implant and I obviously wasn’t pregnant but this time it’s different, I feel so so so sick all the time, I keep getting nose bleeds (only ever had one in my life before and it was when I was pregnant with my little boy) my nose has been blocked about 3 weeks now not feeling like a cold or anything just blocked nose! And sorry for tmi but about 3 weeks ago I started spotting but it was black like sludge lasted about a week very light, again just presumed it was some strange implant thing but now it’s gone I have LOADS of discharge! I did do a test about a week ago and it was negative but because I’m on the implant and periods are irregular I don’t have a clue when to test or even if there’s any need! Just feel stupid but can’t carry on like this and I think a doctor would just laugh at me..and advise or stories? Thank you!