Ugh! Don't laugh but... I have the most irritating case of piles flare up ever over the weekend!
It doesn't hurt but it itches like crazy and the worst bit is... when I try to poo it feels like it is blocking the "exit" so I can't go properly!
Then afterwards it takes about 20 minutes and half a roll of loo paper to fully wipe my bum!
Argh!!! How can I make them go away within today so I can go to the toilet properly again?