I'm imagining this, aren't I?

[BunchMunch]

I'm almost 45, and apparently perimenopausal. Periods every 30 days like clockwork.
Due AF on 11/8. Nothing. The week prior to the 11th I kept getting occasional sharp tummy twinges which have continued. Not so much painful as weird.
Nipples have gone bumpy?
All my joints are aching.
Also I have acne on my neck which I've never had.
And I feel out of it - DH says I'm away with the fairies!

DH had the snip 8 years ago.

I'm imagining these symptoms aren't I?! We DTD around my ovulation time.

Meant to add, I'm peeing constantly too.

Hmmmm, I’d be POAS if I were you!

I'll pick one up tomorrow. I can't be really, the odds must be miniscule!

Have you any other children OP? I'm silently watching. How would you feel if you were?

Did you test?

Defo POAS!

Defo POAS!

And then come back and tell us😊