Whenever I’m in the pregnancy topic, the ad down the right hand side is for gaviscon - pretty well targeted I guess. But it’s a bloke in the ad, which drives me round the bend! No, beardy man in your stripy pyjamas, I don’t have any sympathy for your heartburn, which was probably brought on by a big curry and will be better tomorrow - COS I HAVE IT ALL THE FECKING TIME!
Yes, I know I am being unreasonable
(but also not, because I’m 30 weeks and therefore perfectly justified).