How are babies made?

[mother2b]

i just thought someone would like to explain it to me

play doh

errr

my mum made a point of telling me she knows that our baby was conceived the week she went to poland for her birthday

would have been great because we had the house all to ourselves, if we hadnt been redecorating the house until all hours every night trying to get it read for her return

Errrr...in this house; babies made as a result of drunken fumbles

The daddy has half a seed and the mummy has half a seed, but mummy's is already in her plant pot and daddy has to put his half in mummy's plant pot and the plant pot is in mummy tummy, sometime the seed grows and sometimes it doesn't, Well that how I told my 2 DSs 5yrs and 7.5 yrs but I'm sure if I asked DH he would gave you more details, as I'm the next virgin Mary !

Ummm BabyMad; so how does daddy put his half seed into the plant pot if it is already in mummy's tummy?

I skiped that part!

when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much , they have a special cuddle, and the daddy gives the mummy a seed, which goes into her tummy and meets mummy's egg..and grows into a beaauuuuuutiful baba!

I went to a catholic school and prior to doing any biology or sex education, the official line was

"when a man and a woman love eachother very much they get married, and then God gives them a baby"

This was taught pretty much up to the age of about 11!

Scary stuff really!

I was told that one day my daddy put a little seed in my mammys belly button and that instead of a beautiful flower growing.. a beautiul 'ickle girl grew....

some very clever doctors in london help me & dh make out baby. She started off in a dish,but was loved & grow in me

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i used to think that the daddy wee'd into the mummy's bellybutton to make a baby.

til i was 14