So what should be in the ideal Bounty Pack?

[Gingerbear]

Mine would be:

Mums 2 Be:
Industrial Strength Gaviscon
Voucher for maternity / breastfeeding bra
Aveda lotions and potions
Clinique make-up samples
12 months supply of Touche Eclat

New mum:
surfboard sized Always Ultra
Large tin of prunes (I was constipated for days after the birth)
trapped wind tablets (see prunes)
avent breast pump
Voucher to spend at The Nappy Lady

Mum to be:
Gory thrillers to take mind off pregnancy
Chocolate

New mum:
Gin
Blue cheese
Vodka
Tonic

new mum:
bumper tube of kamillosan
vouchers for local curry house
runny egg on toast (might slide out in the carrier bag )
subscription to mumsnet!

mum2be
voucher for pedicure
cinema tickets
lots of trashy magazines

Mum2b
incontinence pants
chocolate
stretch mark cream
rasperry leaf tea

New mum
incontinence pants
chocolate
alcohol (any will do)
sample Touche Eclat or similar
pelvic cones

Mum 2b

cinema tickets
threatre tickets
nice bra
foot spa

New mum:
a cleaner for a year
several packs always ultra
brie
sushi
goats cheese
home made cheesecake and mousse
liver

Mum to be
George Clooney to tell me, on a daily basis, that I look lovely and that he promises to fancy me all through and after the pregnancy.

new mum

lanolin cream
breast pads
voucher for nursing bra

Actually I would imagine a case of champagne would make a very acceptable New Mum pack.

What about a skip load of aromatherapy treatments too?

Mum to be
Good books to read
Comfy shoes
distorted mirror (to make you look like Demi Moore when she was preggers)

New mum
Pro plus
Ear plugs
Stair lift
Alcohol
Tissues
The Pill!