Discharge itself isn't itchy or lumpy or smelly or thrushy or otherwise Bad, just lots of it.
Midwife cackles evilly and says it's normal.
Yes I'm wearing cotton knicks and loose trousers.
Pantyliners don't help.
Sanitary towels irritate the irritated bits more.
I am raw.
It is not fun.
Sudocrem is crap.
Give me your magic solutions please MNers...