Trying to be Sexy in the 3rd Trimester

[NotAnotherEmma]

But when I tried to strike a sexy pose for my husband I ended up looking more like this picture.

I officially no longer look sexy, I simply look and feel ridiculously pregnant all the time now.

Fair play to you for even trying, I've accepted defeat and DP knows to just stay away haha

This is a fair representation of me in the 3rd trimester and DH's expression if I came too close without warning

Since I threw up pretty much hourlyftim conception to birth, sexy in pregnancy was never a consideration at any stage. But fair play for trying.

Word up sister. I gave up on 'is that a bruise? No wait, it's stretch marks' comment from my DH mid perennial massage session. Annnnnd the passion diiiiiiiiiiies.......