HELP ME! im sooo broody - put me off NOW!!!

[KittyLetteMeEatAnEasterEgg]

i cant have a baby im getting married in November, my kids are only 2.3 and 9 months,

its madness!!

another baby would be awful ... wouldnt it?!!?

bad, bad, bad idea

i want to give birth though!! ahrggggghhh

damn stupid womanly baby longings!!!

Get a pet instead

Errr, cant advise you but I found myself in tears in the baby aisle at Sainsbury's last week. I have 4 LOs and can't have more, but DAMN thos womanly baby longings!!

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Don't do it - if you have the temerity to go overdue ('cos yes of course it will be your fault if you do ) then you'll get texts every single day to ask why you haven't had it yet.

(And yet not one of those friends texting you will remember your thirtieth birthday. Sorry, no, that one is just me!!)

lol, dont really want a baby, just a pregnancy and birth

i think my DP would rather have a baby than a pet, pmsl, he hates em!

FairyChocolateDragonsEgg me too-i cry at adverts!!!!i have 3 and cant have more but i cant imagine never having another!!!!
lets all cry together!!!
KittyLetteMeEatAnEasterEgg get a baby annabel-got an off switch!

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sorry - can't help you there! Am pg with first and we had our first scan yesterday. Can't wait to meeting the kicking, wriggling, waving bundle!

its coz my sister is dues in 3 weeks, everytime im at the docs/hospital with her i just want to go through it,

want to pack my homebirth bag

want to get a doppler

want to buy babygrows

want to hold my tummy

im not helping myself here!!

Yes poor me thanks MellowMa it is doing my head in everyone has forgotten my birthday is tomorrow but they then keep bugging me over not being in labour yet go figure!!

KittyLette you can give birth for me if you like, can you do it ASAP though please?

check out my photos, that should help stop you being broody

NOT

OMG rhino, that actully made me cry1 hes gorgeous!!

this is not good

yeah she is gorgeous isn't she

mossie

PMSL that was a typo, honest

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lol

she's lovely TR.

Kitty, you have plenty of time for more babies. Concentrate on your wedding and yourself for a little while!

i know

im on the pill and definatly wont come off it so theres no chance of a baby, and i couldnt bring myself to stop it as too much of me knows its a bad idea iykwim, but its so hard to supress the urge isnt it?

however much you know its not a good idea or how much grief it would cause its just so strong and so hurtful to have!

Let me help you Kitty.

1st Trimester

You find out you are pregnant. Great.
You puke your guts up for 13 or so weeks.
Your DH/P and kids are frightened to come near you because your temper is so volatile.
You spend every waking hour terrified that something is wrong and living on edge in advance of the scan.

Move onto the 2nd Trimester
You continue puking
You dont feel like yourself
You can't play with the kids because you are so damn f'ing knackered all the time

Move onto the 3rd Trimester
You are constantly anxious that the baby is ok
You cannot sleep for the need to piss frequently and to relieve a deadened leg
You are even more tired than in the 2nd trimester
I haven't included the birth (because for me that's not the worst bit)

Now I cannot deny that this is all a small price to pay for that lovely bundle - but can you imagine doing it all with a 2 babies under 2.5 years old in tow? My DC are 5 and 2 and I am really struggling (working full time though).

You did ask

hahahahaha!!

Top Trumps

ain't no one going to beat that one

apart from that poor woman on here with 4th degree tears

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i know, i read that, bloody awful,

my 2nd was smaller than my first though so if it continues that way i hopefully will never experience anything like that

although DS1 was 9lbs and did have stitches, 2nd degree i think