I was feeling down today and wrote this crap poem. It made me feel a smidge better. Feel free to add your own crap ones too. Or good ones... they might make you feel better too.
THIRD TRIMESTER
3rd trimester is a bitch, Jumpy legs and belly itch
are just the start, but babes hard earned
Are worth cervical sting and crazy heartburn
Our thankless continuation of the human race,
is challenging, but worth the hormones and mangled face
Lest we forget it is so hard, for TTCs, who long to be this bard.
Altho if you already have a wee'un in tow, your third trimester may bring some additional woe.
Guilt and shame of toddler tv marathons, peppapig, fucking CBeebies, Chuggingtons
Judgyness is another curse, sure to make your pre and post natal depression worse.
But tween those tears, endless relationship fears, and longing for your party years, there will be kisses and smiles and love, so much love ...and a few lost gloves,
so much fun to offset lost sleep, so just try and be strong, just for a few more weeks.