My and my boyfriend of 5 years haven't decided we will start trying but we stopped using contraceptives (oral tablets don't do well with my body and mess things up. I don't like the implant. We don't like condoms) so our thought was if it happens we will be happy. I have irregular periods and they usually happen every two weeks (since I've come off the depo shot which ruined my sex life to a maximum which is another story). Judging by my calendar I should have had a crimson visit either on the 31st July or 10th August. I had strange orange spotting on the 4th up until 7th August which was really light basically nothing but discharge and tiny orange specks. Now. Could I be pregnant or is it just my irregularities? Note that I have had very light cramps since the 4th and for some odd reason since I hit puberty I constantly discharge mucous stuff and I have to constantly wear a sanitary towel. Whoever replies please note that I don't get all this jargon and have just realised that AF means Aunt Flow. Please somebody help me. If I take a test, WHEN do I take it?