I'm too hot, I can't sleep, I constantly need to pee, the shooting pains down there are getting painful, despite multiple false alarms of long periods of braxton hicks there is no sign of labour starting, and if I get one more message asking "so baby isn't here yet then?" I'm going to scream!!! 
I'm basically just having a whinge, and I know you tend to be late with your first, but despite walking lots, eating lots of pineapple and spicy food, bouncing on my exercise ball and using the DH to "help speed things along" I feel like this baby is never going to come out and I'm starting to get really quite demoralised 
Anyone else want to share/wallow? 