filthy dreams pretty much every night but not really fancying completing the task with dh - anyone else?

[MuckyPregnantDreams]

i wonder?

LOL .I know what you mean though. The thing is, im really horny but just got no energy to do anything. In a morning im too tired and got to literatly (sp?)drag myself out of bed and then im asleep again by 9pm. Once the tiredness eases off a little DP wont know whats hit him

I can see a gap in the market for a Gigolo specialising in pregnant ladies!

oh yes...............the orgasms!!!!! and the incredibly sensitive breasts!!!!!!........................................

somebody stop me.................i am getting carried away and i have to see a patient in a minute!!!!

I think I should close my ears...

Lucky patient Greedy

Quick, start thinking about something really unsexy - like the new huge extension..... oh no, hang on.... now I'm off on one...

Imagine Greedy suddenly leaping on patient!

she's a 74 yr old woman with a bad back!!!!.................but hey.................i'm not fussy!

Oh no, not a good image!

hey!......... she's really fit for an old woman, and you haven't seen ME!

Don't tell me you're fishing for pervy comments? Haha

That should have said compliments.

Bet you're having trouble looking the old bird in the eye now Greedy. Mind you, as a back specialist, I expect you're taking her from behind... have I crossed the threshold of decency with that

I honestly didn't think pregnancy threads could be this funny.

my god! what an arse she has! how have i never noticed THAT before! phwoar!

i really am VERY professional with all my patients, just wanted to make that clear!...............even the hot old women!

Do you have any fit young male patients?

yes!!!!!! quite a few! and they get me going when i'm not pg!!!!! none today unfortunately!

actually probably just as well...........don't want to get struck off, i kind of need my job!!!

Yes, can't get sacked for shagging a patient.

Does it get that bad? The desire, I mean? DW was in no fit state, so I'm fascinated!

nah! i think i am just feeling especially horny today for some reason! the dreams can be VERY explicit though and i have been getting them at least 3 or 4 times a week! i have found that everything is a lot more sensitive too, so, as was mentioned before, the orgasms are even better!!!!!
i love a bit of sex talk!

mind you, the morning sickness is crap! and i know that most of my friends in RL look at me like i am mad when i tell them i feel horny when pg! loads of women go off sex altogether and their dhs don't get ANY for 9 months! i keep reminding my dh of that, so he thinks i am fab, but i am sure he doesn't believe me!

I had these dreams when pg, my dd is now nearly 10 weeks old and I'm still having them, its great ! Dreamt the other night I was getting jiggy with the dark haired judge from masterchef! Didn't fancy him before, but strangely, I do now

I had none for the full 9 months, too. Poor dw.

Don't tell me you like sex talk, you'll get in trouble for encouraging me.

sorry, i just can't seem to stop the old slapper in me from resurfacing! i MUST control her!

Hmm, I can see this thread going wonky. .

I bet your dh is a happy bunny.