37w+ and Miserable? Come on in!

[peaceloveandbiscuits]

I couldn't find a thread but remember seeing one a few months ago. I need somewhere to moan about how rotten I feel at 37 weeks and beyond. If you do too, come and join me. Pull up a chair and help yourselves to a Rennie or five.

I can no longer bend in the middle, so can't sit down comfortably. But when I stand up, it feels as though everything is going to fall out.
My 2yo has spent all day trying to tempt me onto the floor to play with him, and doesn't understand that I would never get up again if I did.
It hurts to climb the stairs, but I need to wee every twenty minutes.
I have no appetite or motivation to cook, but DH and DS haven't seen a vegetable for days.