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For those thinking of using evening primrose oil

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JonSnowsWhore · 11/05/2017 14:26

Just a little warning to any of my fellow pregnant ladies who are thinking of inserting evening primrose oil to soften their cervix...
Make sure it goes in the right hole... Should it accidentally slide into the wrong one, you will panic, you will think of a scenario where you're in hospital explaining why you need an evening primrose oil capsule removed so you can pee again. You may have visions of never peeing again. And after managing to squeeze it out of said tiny hole, you may develop a mild form of shock that leaves you feeling a bit sick and wobbly after the whole ordeal.
Good Luck!! Blush

ps Tried to nc to protect my dignity but wouldnt let me, cheers MN Grin

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JohnLapsleyParlabane · 11/05/2017 14:29

You and the 'Original Source, we need to talk' lady are my new fanjo heroes!

JonSnowsWhore · 11/05/2017 14:32

Hahaha I read that too! That was so funny! She has a much better way with words than me though

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