My thread title reminds me of the RHCP... Well this is the unsexy pregnancy version I suppose 
I've had red hot itchy boobs for weeks now, and I was hoping it would calm down, but it's as bad as ever.
Apart from sticking ice packs down my bra (not hugely subtle) or slathering my boobs in some kind of cream every five minutes (not hugely practical) is there anything else I can try?
I know I'll need my boobs in order to feed my baby but I am fantasising about somehow getting rid of the huge, uncomfortable, itchy things...