Trumping - TMI - soz

[JillyCooper2015]

Am 5 weeks today :)

Anyone else stink? I am trumping like a trooper and they are absolutely lethal - like nothing I've ever smelt in my life.

Am eating well and normally...

This was me last week! Am 15+2 now. My pregnancy wind was so horrific I was practically throwing up if I caught a whiff of it! My diet was standard for me so wasn't related to that. I'm glad it's over...for now anyway!

Haha! Snap! It's the sheer amount of wind that startles me! Like I should have floated away by now!!

Oh totally ! And they linger like nothing on earth !! I'm literally gassing myself - am trying to work at home as much as possible so I can trump away in private without gassing my colleagues!

This is totally me at the moment
too! I'm approx 5w 2days and can do nothing but trump can't even blame the dog because we don't have one!

39 weeks here,sorry to tell you that it does not get any better....

yeah 33 weeks here and as YellowSquirrel said, it does not get any better.
DP has actually left our bedroom a few times because he can't cope with me doing it anymore! it's worse when I sleep.

Wait until you get the uncontrollable kind too on my latest pregnancy at 39 weeks i walked across the open plan office to the bathroom. With every step i let out a little trump, totally out of my control. People kindly looked down at their screens!! Totally mortifying. Didnt smell bad though.

Oh I've had a few instances of that, luckily in supermarkets down quiet aisles so I've got away with it. I have had to rush waddle downstairs from my office to the loo a few times though just in case!

Nearly 29 weeks and not only has it not got better but i have now become less able to keep them in until a socially acceptable time to let them out! (Im also a teacher which makes the situation much worse)

I'm so glad to hear this!!! I'm 5+6 and am farting like a trooper! I swear it's constant! They're not smelly just loud!!! Just watched Star Wars on the sofa with DH and managed to time it with all of the explosions, luckily there is one about every 15seconds! I feel so pretty right now

The force is strong with this one

Oh it's terrible for me too, am on progesterone and therefore am very gassy, lovely to hear it's going to last for a while yet :(

kittens I'm pretty sure I could take out the First Order on my own the force is so strong!

I had the most horrific wind in the first trimester. I could have powered a windfarm.

It actually woke me in the night lol.. And the cat who is no longer talking to me :)

And lol fluffypicklemonster