While eating a multipack of Dairy Milk...

[novemberchild]

I came across this helpful advice from the NHS for DH, if he feels like getting a 'sweet fruit' rammed somewhere embarrassing, that is.

Fortunately, he agreed with me. Not that he had many other options...heh heh heh.

This made me laugh!! I would definitely tell him where to shove his sweet fruit!!

Nhs using 'mom'?! What is the world coming to. And yeah, clearly the author hasn't tried robbing a hormonal woman off with fruit when she really wanted chocolate! He wouldn't be able to write it if he had. Strangely for me I'm craving satsumas!

Hm...yes, that is weird. It might just be NHS-approved...the app is actually nice.

No sweet fruit for me. I am a hormonal grumpy blanket-wearing, sofa-hogging, chocolate-eating monster.

And today's craving is bananas. Unfortunately in my head they are surrounded by pancakes and nutella. The banana by itself is NOT going to cut it!

I just ate cake for breakfast . . . .

I'm on a long drive with a bag of galaxy minstrels already opened. The healthy snacks I packed to kid myself will probabyl stay in the bag.

suddenly craving a dairy milk......

Crave a multipack! Join meeeeee! :)

i did over the weekend oops!

LOL! DH has got into the habit of doubling whatever I ask for. I sent him for a 'normal sized bag of maltesers' the other night, and he came home with a box of them!

Good boy!

Haha, good find!

DH knows better.

Hahaha I have this app! I remember seeing this advice and being so incensed I sent a screenshot to DH and my pregnant BF with a very sweary rant alongside