What can I call my cake?

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So for breakfast I had an apple a toffee apple

For lunch I had fish and potatoes chips

I am just about to have my afternoon lemon and hot water coffee and cake ??--

What can I call that???

Can anyone out do me??

This post made me laugh!
What cake is it? - if is carrot cake then thats vegetables you Saint you!!
Coffee & walnut cake - nuts are slow-releasing fibre/fats (right?) - again good on you!
Chocolate - well chocolate comes from the cocoa bean, bean is a vegetable...see above point.

And I'm drinking gallons of chocolate milk

Cake:

Butter (dairy)
Eggs (sugar)
Sugar (carbs)
Flour (made from a grain therefore practically a vegetable)

A healthy balance of all food groups in one meal. Well done

It's a butterfly cream choux bun. The cream is my dairy right?

That suits me night

Gosh, I'm good aren't I?

As iwouldgoouttonight said - you've got a meal in one.
A good healthy dose of dairy with that type of cake too

Now how can skittles be passed off?

Skittles are a game = exercise

Nutritionists always say it's best to eat a variety of coloured food, ie not all beige. You're being exceptionally good with Skittles.

Hahaha, love both those answers, I'll go ahead and scoff the whole bag then!