I'm 39+1 and possibly a little bit hormonal this morning, but can I jut have a whinge about my big fat face?!
I just don't look like me anymore, I literally look like I've been pumped up with a balloon pump, my cheeks are huge, my jaw has become one with my neck, my eyes have all but disappeared, I just don't know who this person is in the mirror!
I'm trying to get ready but no matter how I do my hair and make up I still don't look like me!
And let's not even discuss the fact that my feet are so big I can't get shoes on and I can't get certain clothes over my hands anymore!
Baby, I'm very glad you like it in my womb and you're clearly nice and comfy in there but GTFO now please!