When you're pregnant and have early onset baby brain...

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Don't eat the crispy cakes you lovingly made with dc for Easter with mini eggs and chicks because they were made with shredded wheet and you're gluten free
Ffs what was I thinking
I literally saw one thought that looks nice and ate it
I made it
I know what's in it
I now look 39 not 11.5 wks pregnant and have been trumping/ sat on loo most of evening... The worst bit
THIS ISNT THE FIRST TIME
I bought a bloody sandwich out last week... I can't eat bread
What the hell is wrong with me

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My worst so far is margarine in the cupboard and Vegemite in the fridge but there's plenty of time for another keys in the bin scenario as played out last time.

I have 2 dc. I literally forget mid sentence what I'm saying

I forgot what I was ordering in a sandwich shop halfway through at lunch today. I just froze. Could barely remember why I was there!

I've had a 'mush' brain since about 8 wks, I forget words part way though a sentence, have had something in my hand moments before but forget where I put it (and it could litterally still be in front of me) and often go to the shop and forget what it was I went for.
Once I went shopping 3 times in one day before I actually got all the things I needed!
We often have a half of the things for one meal and half for another which does make tea time quite interesting some days

I have done the same commute day in, day out for longer than I care to remember. Suddenly I start getting on the tube line going the wrong way . . . why?!?!?

I took £100 out of a cash pint yesterday...and left it there

Point!! You see my problem?!!

Yesterday I took off a ring that DH gave me 11 years ago because it was getting tight. Cheap but sentimental value. Now cannot find it anywhere. Think I must have moved it somewhere absent mindedly. But cannot find it anywhere! Worried that I threw it in the bin or flushed it down the loo!

At work I set the printer to print out about 300 documents. I meant to press delete. I also let it run over lunch so it was only discovered after I'd emptied it of paper and ink. Oops

Loving all these stories, they're funny but at same time I want to say "I understand you!!"
I've had a mushy brain for the last couple of weeks (am now 9 weeks). Took me over 10mins to make 4 teas for parents, DH and myself the other day. Only one person was having sugar but I got too confused -I'm usually a super multi tasker so this really stressed me out!

I have 2 dc, the second is a year and not sleeping well, so I'm hoping lack of sleep is partly to blame, but I still have baby brain, I don't think I can risk any more children I would become dangerously forgetful!

At about 10 weeks I couldn't find my car keys..... Found them in the fridge......