fifty shades baby...?

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So is anyone else having a fifty shades baby? bit early to find out I know, but I've just found out I'm 1-2 weeks pregnant which if my timings are right lo will be a 50 shades one

Eh?

Do you mean conceived after watching it?

Are you saying you conceived it after having coming back from the movie theatre?

Ew. Like it's something to be proud of? Weird.
And, erm, I don't think you grasped the point of the film - babies don't really mix with that scene. I doubt mr grey will be inspecting your piles and stretch marks, mopping up your vomit, and then begging to change nappies.
But, erm, each to their own.
Um, congratulations?
It's kinda funny. Completely the opposite of the intent. Or maybe not. Perhaps the terrible terrible writing was all a ploy to get silly girls upduffed and maintain the status quo by getting them all pg and chained to the sink? Not freeing any female sexuality at all, just a trick to repress it all and get em barefoot and pregnant? Leaving the 'real men' ew - in charge of the boardroom? Bahahaha ha ha.

You've been shagging in the cinema?

Congratulations. But please don't put that little nugget of information in your baby book.

I don't think you grasped the point of the film - babies don't really mix with that scene.

They have a child plus bump by the end of the books. Allegedly.

Um. How...............charming.

Soup your comment is cracking me up! ROFL

OP, I guess you have the baby names sorted ;)

Yip in book 3 he likes breastmilk !!

Don't tell anyone in real life this story

rofl soup. Thank you for educating me...
I'm still not reading it
And ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.
Barftastic.

midwives have been warned about the possible bumper due dates in November apparently, but then I think there always is due to Valentine's day surely.

Erm... Lovely! DD was technically a valentines baby if you counted back to conception from the due date. However I knew it couldn't possibly have been then as we had spent valentines evening stuffing our faces with red wine, baked Camembert steak and chocolate mousse and then gone straight to sleep! I was always embarrassed that people might make the link.

ahh could be worse if you count DS back he's a bonfire night baby . I mean who finds fireworks sexy?!?!

Yuck yuck yuck!

Make something up for God's sake - Valentines day or something

big bangs on bonfire night.