Beat my symptom list....

[Xo90]

Just lighthearted really. I'm thrilled to be pregnant but keep wondering how many more symptoms can be thrown at me. Here's my symptom list...

Hyperemesis
Constipation/diorrea
Constant spitting (too much saliva)
Itchy rash all over bump
Heartburn
Blocked nose
Tiredness
Extreem body hair growth
Also I've not had a pregnancy 'bloom'

28 weeks pregnant.

Shortness of breath
Back pain
Pelvic pain
Braxton hicks
Insomnia
Crazy dreams

Oh, I had the excess saliva - that was horrible. I used to walk up the Embankment on the way to the train station on the way home from work and had to keep leaning over the wall to spit in the Thames - I tried to be subtle and pretend I was admiring the river or a boat or a view...every 50ft or so!

Sympathies.

Day to night nausea but no vomiting
Constantly lightheaded
Nose bleeds
Blood taste in my mouth all the time
Mixture of constipation/ diarrhea
Dry mouth
Stuffy nose
Insomnia

And I'm only 7+2!

Constant nausea
Vomiting
Constant stomach ache
Heartburn/indigestion
Exhaustion
Foul tasting phlegm
Hypersalivtion
Painful wind
Disgusting taste in mouth
Restless leg syndrome
Insomnia
Painful teeth, presumably from vomiting and not being able to brush often enough
Headaches

And I'm still in first trimester. Wouldn't have believed it could be so awful!

Gestational diabetes
Anaemic
Constipation
Sore hips
Dry skin
Insomnia
Back ache
Red blotchy face
Piles
Pregnancy is the gift that keeps on giving!

Diarrhoea (daily – attributed by GP to IBS!)
Breathlessness (asthmatic)
Blocked nose and lack of taste
Vivid dreams
Dry mouth and thirst
Excess body hair
Spots
Gagging / sickness reflux which can strike any time (usually teeth brushing, eating)

19 weeks today! Tbh I expected pregnancy to be worse than it has been (with the exception of nausea in week 6-12 which was horrible).

Random crazy dreams
Headaches
Hyperemesis (now stopped!)
Nausea
High blood pressure
dizziness
Piles
back ache
Bleeding gums
Dry mouth
Ice cravings
WEIGHT GAIN haha!!

18+1 over here, and actually starting to feel much better.

This naughty little boy is my third baby

ooh ooh I have one that isn't mentioned!

• Meralgia Paresthetica

Numbness on my left thigh that occasionally becomes a 'burning, tingling, itchy' sensation at times due to my uterus lying on a nerve. This mostly bothers me at night as I am dutifully trying to sleep on my left side.

I also crave melon.... all of the time.

Headaches
Nausea
Stuffy nose
Backache
Pelvic pain
Dizzy spells
Disturbed sleep
Fat fingers
Massive dark nipples
Dry skin

35 weeks

Oh god, how could I forget my worst symptom - fucking HEARTBURN!! Horrendous.

I'm glad someone mentioned nosebleeds! Never had one in my life and then had 2 impressive ones at the weekend!

I actually don't have that many other symptoms:

Tiredness
large and tender breasts
Occasional nausea
Dizziness (but not for last 2 weeks)
Oily skin
Nosebleeds!

I'm only 10 weeks though lol

I'm finding this weirdly comforting because I've just developed a new symptom at almost 36 weeks: recurring period-type cramps that don't seem to be BH or contractions but make it very difficult to sit upright (I'm at work so have to sit upright). Other than the new symptom I have had:

Nausea and vomiting (thankfully only really bad in first trimester but some nausea seems to be returning now in late pregnancy)
Bad taste in my mouth
Superhuman sense of smell
Exhaustion
Sore breasts
Spitting
Burping (especially when I talk)
Indigestion
Round ligament pain
Hip pain
Back pain
Some pelvic pain
Restless legs and pins and needles
Night-time leg cramps (only really bad if I eat salty food)
Nosebleeds and occasional bleeding gums
Unexpectedly bursting into tears at the slightest provocation
General grumpiness
Also, not really a symptom but the baby kicking (especially under my ribs) is starting to be quite painful

I realise that I'm fortunate to be pregnant and to have avoided any properly worrying complications but I can't wait for this to be over.

This is all very reassuring, thank you everyone.
I'm reading these lists thinking -me too! Especially Isolemnlyswear everything except the insomnia, I'm sleeping 14hrs a day!
Only 7+3 but I had no idea you could be this tired and still go to work!

Oh farting, I forgot farting. A lot.

I know it sounds harsh but I'm kind of glad I'm not alone - although of course it's not nice you're all suffering.

I'm 25 weeks and so far have had -

Hyperemsis
Raging heartburn
Spots
Lizard dry skin
Haemorrhoids
Thrush
Sciatica
Excessive saliva
Migraines

God I'm so attractive.

Forgot the UTI and insomnia.

Rage

General rage and hormonal mood swings. I've warned everyone.

UTI
Constipation
Breathlessness
Bleeding gum
Dry mouth
Constant headache
Back ache
Scab in my scalp
Over developped sense of smell
Constant hunger
Heartburns

17+6

I am only 7 weeks but feel like I have a low grade virus,
hot and cold
tired
breathless
nasty taste in mouth
feeling very nauseous when faced with everyday smells - bin, litter tray, dishwasher, the general public, not actually sick
headaches
sore breasts and nipples.

as I don't look pg and haven't announced it yet I can't even complain about it, or get a seat on the tube!

24 weeks...and I've had../ still have the following delights...

Pregnant Rhinitis
Sexy dreams featuring very inappropriate guest stars
Hairy tummy
Nosebleeds
Heartburn
Alternating constipation and diarrhoea
Ridiculously itchy scalp
Unexplained wrist rash
Evening & motion sickness
PGP
Facial skin like sandpaper
Round ligament pain
Bleeding after sex
Braxton hicks after sex
Acne
Sciatica
Fatigue
Boobs- resemble an AA roadmap with new and exciting veins. And dark nipples. And I felt like they were going to explode for the first 12 weeks.
Absent mindedness/ downright idiocy
Zero concentration.

Hahah! I was just listing all the things wrong with me this afternoon. Feeling very sorry for myself at 37 weeks. I have:

SPD
Pelvic pain
Anaemia
PUPP - the most horrible itchy rash all over my body. What's worse is that it's pretty unlikely to get it once (1 in 200 women) but twice is really unlucky (only 7% of those women get it in their second) I could scream!
Haemorrhoids
Sinusitis
Cold
Sore throat
Nausea
Acid reflux
Constant need to pee
Insomnia

Oh, and an 18 month old who doesn't care about any of this and loves to run.

Woe is me!

Indigestion and impromptu burping ALL the time
Constipation
Greasy hair
Spots
Low level nausea
Motion sickness
An insatiable appetite for carbs
Totally gone off sex
Really sore nipples
gag reflex / retching every time I brush my teeth
Crazy vivid dreams

Huge itchy pile
Twitchy legs
Nausea
Bleeding gums
Blocked and runny nose (simultaneously)
Cold sores in nostrils
Dry mouth
Revolting taste in mouth
Farting like a heifer (fortunately can't smell it due to blocked nose)
Tendency to fall asleep mid story at DS's bedtime

Oh yes, grey dry skin on face. Am sure I had a glow by now (17 weeks) with DS.

Awful heartburn
Restless legs
Pelvic pains
Back pains
Restless legs
Itchy skin
33 weeks, can't wait for this baby to come out!