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Can't reach to clean my foof......

3 replies

onthematleavecountdown · 07/02/2015 15:57

Was gonna name change but f*ck it

I'm 38 weeks and very round. I've giving up shaving below the belt so resemble something from a zoology textbook at the moment... I can cope with that as will inlist dh for a tidy up before c section date.

My biggest issue at the moment is that I can barely reach to wash my foof. I'm feeling more sweaty and err dribbly in terms of pee at the moment so feel pretty gross. I can't bend forward in the middle and Im quite tall with a long back.

If I squat I can just about manage but that causes my spd to play up.

Anyone else suffering like this? How do you manage?

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bellaboo88 · 07/02/2015 16:32

Also 38+5, best thing ive sussed is to get your pants round your angles & knees as wide as poss!

I'm only avg size & was shocked! How do morbidly obese people cope!!

anothergenericname · 07/02/2015 16:34

Showerhead?

ShatnersBassoon · 07/02/2015 16:36

Soak in a bubble bath every day. Also, you can get those mesh sponges attached to a long handle, designed for back washing I suppose.

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