How much do/did you go off DP in the lead up to birth?? I need to laugh at myself!

[tannyLoo]

36 weeks today after 5 MCs, and need to take a chill pill... Everything is making me stressy, and I feel like chucking saucepans at DH! Please tell me this is normal, and funny stories will be really appreciated as I need to get my sense of humour back

At first my DP absolutely repulsed me!

Now at 28 weeks... His beard repulsed me, it's overgrown and that bit under his lips that moves when he talks makes me want to vom. He was eating the other day and there was a bit of food in it. EURGH.

He's also pissing me off because of his lack of space organisation... He moved in recently and hasn't bothered ordering drawers for his wardrobe, so has a carcass that's been built and piles of clothes next to it!

ohwas snoring this morning so i elbowed him pretty hard. then his nose started squeaking/whistling as he was breathing and i actually thought about smothering him with his own pillow good job i only have just over 6 weeks til c section

Third tri brings out the evil in me for certain. DH runs around after me, does everything with DD1 (school run etc) yet I bounce between feeling very vulnerable and affectionate to hating his very existence.

Ditto with our dog who although I'm not a total dog person and she has always been more DH's dog really, has never bothered me in the slightest. Now I cannot bear to look at her some days and the sound of her walking across the wooden floor makes me want to put my head in the oven.

I think DD1 is the only person who I haven't had at least a fleeting fantasy about murdering

oh dear i was really angry at oh this evening because he wouldnt take some bedside lamps back to the shop for me. one of them is a slightly different shade of purple to the other. in my defense i had been to the midwife then shopping finally got home and realised i forgot bulbs and a extension lead so went to get that then opened up the boxes and was gutted as was in a lot of pain but thought at least i'll have my lamps and new bedside tables set up tonight... no such luck. so i was furious when he wouldnt go and exchange the lamps for me. poor oh. bet he is relieved this will be our last baby