Who ate all the pies?

[MrsCK]

delightful question asked of me at work today....As if I'm not feeling body conscious enough already.....

ugh

The correct response to that question is always:

'Apparently you'

"not me, I ate a baby"

"At least I've had a shag, unlike you, with that face"

Haha Ah these are amazing!!!

me! :(

"Gosh, I'm glad you have brought it up. I've been thinking that you have piled on the pounds in the past few weeks but I didn't know how to say it"

Haha alpaca. ...

Lou don't be silly!!!

The correct response is, in fact, me.

I have been addicted to M&S cherry pie for about four weeks. DH is in awe at the phenomenon I am going to weight myself on Fri and a bit terrified of the result!!

Haha, for a minute I really thought this was going to be about craving pastry in pregnancy. I might as well have shares in Greggs, the amount of pasties I'm consuming

People are twats though. Pull out one of the responses above next time!

I think we work with people who went to the same charm school OP . Pre-pregnancy I was 8st 7lb and a size 8-10, admittedly I weigh a lot more now but I'm 34 weeks in, still in size 8 maternity jeans though. My colleague introduced me in a meeting by saying "you know FruitBadger don't you? She used to be slim..."

A well meaning lady at SW told me I was getting fat yesterday lol. Bless her, she was trying to comment on my bump but it came out incorrectly

I think this was a well meant comment but just worded very wrongly lol. I am a fatty...always have been...BUT I have only put on 7 lbs in 25 weeks!!!

oooh cherry pie.....hmm mm

MrsCK I have put on 2lb in 18+5 but baby is definately pushing stuff out forward :)

Forgot to say I am a larger lady too :)

I've just had cherry pie too.... Nom. What is it with these people though, one of the other teachers in the school I work in said "have a nice October holiday- just think how much more ginormous you'll be by then!" charming! Had to walk away before the preg-rage took over!!!!!! F%#^ing idiots, the lot of them! And breathe...

I havent stopped eating the past 20 weeks, everything in site! My FIL says I am no longer allowed to go to his house for dinner I eat so much

OH says I'm all bum and bump though, which I dont mind!