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Pregnancy

Talk about every stage of pregnancy, from early symptoms to preparing for birth.

DH's view on bedside cots.

7 replies

JennyBlueWren · 12/10/2014 12:15

My dad wants to buy something for the baby and I was thinking of a bedside crib but can't decide so decided to discuss it with DH. His response amused me and I thought I'd share it with you (although not so good without actions and strange noises):

"Are they the ones with a deployable hatch? So the drawbridge comes down and the baby attacks (he did a crawling motion and baby monster type noise at this). Then we'll have to shoot it full of fire arrows." WTF?!?!?

Hmmm... too many computer games?

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Serephim · 12/10/2014 12:16

Awesome and scarily accurate lol :)

TheBatteriesHaveRunOut · 12/10/2014 12:23

I think you should do all the night feeds.

redexpat · 12/10/2014 12:43

Grin Sounds like he'll be an excellent father for playing with in about 5 years time!

QueenOfThorns · 12/10/2014 12:45

Yes, make sure you get the deluxe model with the crocodile-infested moat for added security.

plumnc · 12/10/2014 12:49

He's spot on!Grin

Only1scoop · 12/10/2014 12:49

I think he'd want one with a scramble net attached Smile

FishWithABicycle · 12/10/2014 12:58
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