Why is pregnancy just so damn glamourous?!

[Lula2515]

So last night I got booted in the bladder and nearly wet myself and then this morning at just under 25 weeks, realised that I am officially milk-able.......
Any other glamorous stories?

I'm currently lying on the bed naked, in a starfish shape, leaking nipples, sweaty crotch and a small person doing strange things to my bladder! Only another 21 weeks to go. I never usually say this but, ROLL ON WINTER!!

Haha loveallmyboys
squizita, I can't believe your DH did that for you! You're blessed!
Excuse me now, must go and pluck my chin...

Waking up with whichever boob is on the side in a sticky little puddle of milkyness, and nipples covered in flaky yellow dried stuff. I never leak when I try to wear pads, just when I decide it's too hot for sleeping in a bra. And so much sweatiness between my boobs! Horrible. They are so big and seem to kick off so much heat!

I'm only 11w, but so far my farts could clear a town, never mind a room...

Cankles, farts that sound like clapper boards, leaky nipples. SO chic.

Oh and snoring, and excessive drooling.

Oh god, just wait until the baby arrives, there a whole fresh hell no one tells you about then!!

I threw up in the hospital car park on my shoes and cardigan (I was dressed to go to work) at our 12 weeks scan appointment. Had to get a stranger to donate a tissue for me to sort myself out. Nice:)