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I'm am pissed off this morning

36 replies

Loopylouu · 03/03/2014 10:59

36 weeks this week.

Last night I didn't get to sleep until 5am due to the non stop moving baby, heartburn, hip/back pain that was so bad I was crying at one point and needing to go to the lol every time the baby jabbed her head I to my bladder, which was about every 20 mins.

Up at 8 to drive ds to school/dh to work and then go to fucking Tesco.

Just got home and I am tired and hacked off.

Arsehole of a husband emailed me from work to tell me how tired he is (I can't see how, he fell asleep at 10pm and proceeded to snore all night long) and that he's having a bad day. I said I was too and he asked why.

Why??? I'm 9 months pregnant you massive, massive twat.

I would go and have a bath but I don't fit in it properly and can't get put of it without help.

(On a lighter note, if anyone is looking for 0-6m sleeping bags hey are now reduced to £8 in the large Tesco stores).

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Mummytobe2014 · 03/03/2014 16:57

Im sorry that you also have to deal with that but im a little thankful i am not alone! Why cant they back off, he knows i love my space in bed cant stand being too close yet i woke up with his head in my head one night Shock

Inglori0us · 03/03/2014 18:01

Dh can put dd to bed and cook the sodding dinner tonight.

He did take dd out for a walk to the shops and bought me a fanta lemon and a bar of Dairy Milk so I won't kill him just yet.

MummyPig24 · 03/03/2014 19:25

I am loving "you massive, massive twat"!

I'm so, so grumpy at the moment. 38 weeks and I've had enough. But the midwife did cheer me up a bit by saying baby is fully engaged and right down there, and running out of room so it wouldn't be long. She had better be right!

HannahG315 · 03/03/2014 19:36

Bed hogging twats...

My OH went to hug hug me in bed last night, my response was a perfectly reasonable- 'piss off I've already got one person taking up my personal space, I don't need another... Completely reasons able IMO ... Wink

Inglori0us · 03/03/2014 19:40

Is there actually any point to paracetamol? Really?

PenguinsEatSpinach · 03/03/2014 22:03

No, there bloody isn't. It pretends it is a painkiller, but ibuprofen pisses all over it. I swear I'd feel ok if I could take some decent drugs!

Inglori0us · 03/03/2014 22:39

Glad it's not just me Penguin. I'm in agony with carpal tunnel. I want wine, morphine or diazepam. Or all of them. That'd give me the first good nights sleep I've had in two and a half years. [grins]

Loopylouu · 03/03/2014 22:43

Paracetamol - you may as well just sprinkle pixie dust for all the good it does.

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greentshirt · 03/03/2014 22:50

God I so agree about paracetamol, completely pointless. I miss ibuprofen more than I miss drinking!

NoFeckingClue · 04/08/2014 12:52

At the risk of incurring the wrath of womankind...this is hands down the funniest thread I've ever read on the internet. Ever.

I'm a man - and I'm not gonna defend us whinging, pathetic, uselss specimens of the human race - I'm just glad I'm not the only one by the looks of it.

I'm am pissed off this morning
squizita · 04/08/2014 13:48

DH: Aww do you want tucking in?

I know he is trying to be nice but please ... my last shred of dignity... just like future PFB I am unable to roll myself over at night to the extent a family member has to tuck my sheets round me, have frequent sudden urges to pee and sometimes have to wind myself after I eat.
Please don't remind me that basically I have become some kind of freakish adult baby like George Doors off Shooting Stars.

Well, don't do that then say oh dear I DID have an uncomfortable night last night, so warm... the next morning. Angry

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