Dear designers of maternity tights...

[HumptyDumptyBumpty]

You are SHIT at your jobs.
Maternity tights are appallingly badly designed and horrifically uncomfortable. I have tried every brand on the market, and they're all bad.
The ones I have just wrestled on have two enormous seams which go either side of my bump. If these seams are not in PRECISELY the correct place, they cut off the circulation to my legs. This is poor design. I hate you.
Not to mention that bending over to put the bastarding things on makes a bit of sick come up into my mouth.

I fucking hate fucking maternity tights. I wish I could wear leggings every day (going out for nice lunch, so leggings would look shit with this skirt).

Can you tell I'm 41+3 and sick of being bloody pregnant?

Mine constantly sag at the crotch and ankles !!!! Then have to yank them up to my boobs he he

Yes to what cluade said.

The maternity tights designers are doing on purpose because they can't believe that anyone would fall for it and actuall buy maternity tights!!

Small cut through the waistband on either side of bog standard tights... Job done

I can't bear normal tights now, even with the slit. They're far too tight.

Agree with Hubba and ohel. Normal tights a size or two up are MUCH BETTER. Falke or wolford opaques were the best I found. I took a great deal of pleasure throwing away my horrid maternity tights.

the only ones that worked for me are Asos tights with supportive band - they are very soft, and have silicon lining on top, so they don't slide off if bump is smaller... and the best part - they come in 120 denier, so i was never cold this winter (wish i had these during my previous pregnancy!!)..