thepiggotupandslowlywalkedaway ·
01/01/2014 20:00
Why, in my pregnancy books, do 80% of the women in the photos seem unable to find clothes that cover their entire bump? Do they not know that you can get nice tops that are specially shaped so you don't get bump hypothermia? Or maybe it's obligatory to have a section of the bump on display in case we think they're just pillow smuggling?
Also, supplementary to the first question, on the visible bump slice, why do none of them seem to have a series of stretchmarks that look like a large-scale map of the Amazon basin? Not that I'm bitter and spotty and be-stretchmarked. Oh no.