did you have a vaginal birth ...... oooo I'd love a vaginal birth

[Twiglett]

well actually no, I wouldn't

but I couldnt' resist

I had a vaginal birth and a Csection in a space of 12 minutes...........beat that

So you have actually been on both sides of the fence at once .

something like that

ooooh I had one, I did I did!!!!!!
It's really lovely, and you get a nice choice of drugs depending on your taste
stitching afterwards is sometimes needed, make sure you get a colour that goes with your skintone though

Ooh, it's fab. It is even better if the registrar has to stick both arms in up to the elbow!

I had two. What an experience! It really isn't to be missed. In fact, I still have the scars - both mental and physical.

i still cant believe to this day that it actually happened.

Twig....you are a wicked little marmite snack and you are going to get your nobbles spanked

spank a twiglett ... you'll end up with marmite all over you .. don't say you haven't been warned

I did and very much expected Rolf Harris to show up to make some comments. What's the difference between a vaginal birth and animal hospital?

Tis the downside of being a man.........I have had to make do with spectating only.

LOL Twig

A vaginal birth is the only chance I have ever had (since babyhood) to poo myself in front of a room full of people without censure

hmmm .. yes .. ponders whether hippydom has once again taken a leap into extremism from the lentil-weaver corner

Is pooing yourself in public a hippie sort of thing, then?

Interesting...

I think its the aspiring to poo yourself really

Oh Twiglett you are just so bourgeois

ive had 3 my last was 9lb 10oz
anouth to make youe eyes water !!!!

ooh yes, lovely!! The trick is to get as many members of the maternity ward staff in the delivery suite with you...it just makes you feel SO warm and relaxed..."come on in, total stranger, have a looksee at THIS!" "oh, you're a porter? That's okay, c'mon in"

i wouldnt have cared if i was in the middle of wembley [or any other]stadium...and would have entrusted any b@stard to get it out ...by whatever means necessary.

Twiggy!!!! .............would only want one in a conservatory