Hey ladies,
37 1/2 weeks & I just need to rant. I know I am totally irrational but you know what - suck it up 
- SIL & BIL yes you can come & visit this week but if I go into labour / had baby no you can't come round. I am not a freak show & I don't need an audience. We gave you space when you had your little one.
- MIL stop texting each day asking for news. We will let you know when the baby gets here.
- Friend A - I knew you were going to pinch the name I wanted. I got the impression when we met up a few weeks ago. I know I have no monopoly on names but being an irrational hormonal witch I am sulking a little (& happy your little one arrived safely). Don't be smug about the labour or I will deck you
- MIL ( again) stop going on about your precious daughter natural labour & how well she did. When she was drunk she told us what actually happened. Having pethidine & a ventouse is nothing to be ashamed off so why pretend it didn't happen. And no we won't be telling you what happens in the labour room.
- DH. I love you. Thanks for putting up with me. I know I am a pain. But please can you stop leaving food out in the kitchen. We have a fridge & cupboards for a reason.
That feels better - anyone else want to play?
Xx