grumpy pregnant ladies this way

[WhisperMen]

come sit and complain with me.

I am 32+4 and fed up. everywhere hurts. I can't get comfy and to top it off today I have started getting crampy pains and feeling sick.

what's ailing you?

It was 2am! Lol
I've got
Some
Zantac from co op to keep me going mums got
Loads of omeprazole so she's
Going to bring that over.

Omg if this baby kicks me in the ribs one more time so help me!!
I wouldn't mind I love her moving but why a liking to my ribs?? It bloody hurts!!!

I found omeprazole is much better, I was taking 2 ranitadine a day n was still chomping rennies but no need for rennies since started omeprazole 1 week ago xx

Ooh I shall get some then! :)

Right, it's getting worse.

My DB and SIL gave me their lovely Phil and Teds double vibe with all the bits - used it for the first time today and the handle has snapped

Also, power cut while I was making dinner, forgot to take DD's coat to the park this morning, legs are aching, scalded my hand on hot water.

Had a massive weep
Due next Monday. Sick of life!!

What is this 2 week half term fuckery? Childminder has sloped off to Florida, dd is a teething tyrant placated only by Mr Tumble on constant loop. My house feels like Guantanamo Bay.
Hips hurt. Hospital mislabelled/lost my last bloods AGAIN. Exemption certificate form filled out twice. Still no card. Got poxy dentist that I'll have to pay for and then twat about claiming it back.
Cats are the most annoying abominations on this earth.
DH away with work and COMPLAINED about his swanky hotel & having to go out to posh restaurant with free flowing booze. Want to kill him.
All I want to do is slump in the sofa watching back to back episodes of Spooks on Netflix while eating the funsize chocolate bars I bought for trick or treaters. They can piss off. I'm going to put a note on door at 7pm when dd goes to bed and if any fuckers ring the bell anyway they'll get my wrath.

39 weeks today too. I'm SO tired I can't see straight.

And mil and aunt in law have just co bullied me into going out for lunch. I've said no 6 times and finally broken down when they've told me they're coming to pick me up.

My back is in agony and I can't stop throwing up, the LAST thing I want to do is have lunch with two women who have shown not one iota of interest in the last 9 months because they've just realised the baby is about to arrive and they want first visits and bragging rights.

I've done this whole 9 months on my own with no support from anyone (apart from lovely dh) whatsoever. Not even a phone call or cup of tea (I live in the States and all my family and friends in UK).

Feels like Rosemary's baby.

Can I be a fretty pregnant woman?
37.5 weeks, DC off with GPs I wanted to finish a quilt but instead I am fretting about slightly raised blood pressure. It's gone up on the last two weeks and I had preeclampsia before so a bit worried.
I wanted to finish a quilt today while DC away but instead I am sitting on the sofa fretting.

I am 40+2 and sat fretting about whether or not things are finally starting to happen. Am supremely uncomfortable and ready for this baby so please let it be today!

oh I hope everything is okay with you twotears

right here goes...

I'm 33 weeks

Heartburn is so bad I'm vomiting into my mouth all the time (cheese pasty for lunch was a spectacularly bad idea, but works canteen had feck all else)

DS is ill (ear infection and tonsillitis AGAIN) so we've had no sleep since friday

Hips are in agony - not SPD, pre-existing joint problems

Carpal tunnel syndrome making me want to chop my hands off

This isn't a lovely pregnant glow I have going on - I'm just way too fecking hot. Even brushing my teeth has me sweating at the minute!

My feet and legs are so swollen they hurt

I am having a bad day at work - seems like every idiot in the local area has been sent my way today and I really don't have the patience for this!

Someone started a thread about viscount biscuits and now I really want the whole bloody packet one

ingl0rious, I'm planning to get home and start on the trick or treater chocs too. Little buggers round our way started knocking on monday. MONDAY!!!!!!! and they didn't have proper costumes. And they looked about 30. No chocolate for them if they can't even be arsed to put the effort in.

god, I'm a grumpy cah today!

I'm 35 + 3 and have THE RAGE!!

I am so sick of my mum being a massive hypocrite about names that we are thinking of for our baby ("don't let what other people think have any influence on your choice" followed by "oh I HATE that name") so we're not going to tell her our final choice until we've registered the name!!

Sick of heartburn. And I know lots of movement is good but ow ow ow ow ow ow ow can you give me a rest please little one???? Just for an hour maybe??

Sick of people saying how massive my bump is and how I've grown "loads" over the last week. And now people I don't even know at work are spreading the rumour that I'm not coming back after Mat Leave.

RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGEEEE!!!!!

Roll on Friday when my Mat Leave actually starts!

Arghhhh had enough today for the following reasons so am ranting here......

1. Discovered ds had downloaded minecraft onto the laptop I had to buy him for school (requirement for yr 5&6-but that's a totally different rant)
2. Son decided to carve the lion into his pumpkin that I have been wanting to do for years but never had a big enough pumpkin to do it and he ruined it...... Would have looked so lovely too
3. Dp and me looking at what new car to buy - just getting ideas online. Keeps trying to convince me to get a 3 dr ( ummmm no), from just looking online he's decided we're having a certain car and he wants to go buy one without me even driving it as apparently as its the same make as current car it will be exactly the same to drive. F-ing pissed off with him as it will be me driving it all the time as he has no intention of driving it as he loves his transit van....
4. My mum had tears in her eyes when she finally relented that I don't need an all singing and dancing pram- for Goodness sake mother babies are not all about having the most expensive unpractical (for me) pram. All she has talked about for last 10 weeks is the blinking pram and I am only 17 weeks...

Rant over lol

I am only 5+5 and have already cried over most people at work for stupi reasons and am now lying on sofa in agony with crappy stomach pains. At least doc has told me not to go into work - I barely have the energy to go to the loo...

(I realise this is small fry compared with the rest of you!)

33 weeks today and I have not stopped throwing up since last night. It's made all the more worse because I cant bend down far enough and end up being splashed by vomity toilet water.

Whisper I feel your pain on that one. Gross.

I actually full pissed myself last night.
All over the sofa and dh. I freaked out shouting
my waters have br

Be

Oh for FUCKS sake even my phone hates me!

I freaked out thinking my waters had broken until dh pointed out it stank of wee. :(

It's getting worse.

I'm pissed off with the checkout girl in M&S because the carrier bag she gave me for my shopping was banging against my legs as I walked from the shop to the office.

I'm pissed off with the woman who looked at me on the tube on my way into work.

I'm pissed off with the girl whose suitcase got vaguely in my way about 10m ahead of me at the ticket barriers.

I'm pissed off with the decorators for doing what we're paying them for - I just want them to be DONE AND FUCK OFF.

Will this end?

Bummy

the fucking handle to flush the loo just snapped off in my hand. I can not deal with this today. I now have to try and get hold of the landlord which is never easy.

I think I am just going to eat crisps and chicken nuggets and ignore the situation in the hopes it goes away.

I think pregnant women should all be sectioned in the last month.

That or people actually do what they're meant to and be nice.

I feel nauseas. Have done for days with intermittent puking and the other one running alongside heartburn so bad I keep being sick in my mouth

And What's with the baby deciding to move into my chest!?
That's where my Lungs go,they're pretty important,get back into my lower torso,you cant have my entire body!
I can't sodding breathe.

My DC are driving me mental my 5 yr old feels the need to say everything that comes into her head,and Will Not Shut Up About Sodding Halloween.
And the 3yr old is just a great big ball of Whinge ATM.

And I have to work this evening. Yeahy.
I feel sorry for the customers,they have no idea whats going to hit them if they dare ask me a single idiotic question...and the animals tbh...I'm going to end up assaulting a bunny or something...

34+6

seriously, how much longer?!

Sorry girls need a rant.
Wok up this morning. As got dressed to find that non of my trouser fit not even my maternity one I had! Stupid fat arse in the way!! So I'm wearing a pair that I can do up. My stretch marks have finally popped (im33weeks) they itch I've put cream on but still itchy

I feel huge!! My face feels like it's ballooned but looking at me I look no different.

Had a call from mw she has the results of the swab I had taken at hospital on Saturday and I have really bad thrush (had no symptoms though) so I now need a dr appoinent to get some canesten as she said I need the pessary too. (I've never used one what's it like?
Also me and dp dtd for the first time in for months the other say so that means I've probably given it to him. Great!

Argghhhhhh I hate being pregnant so much
I am not doing it again!! (Saying that give it a couple years I I'll prob be pregnancy again lol )