I've started developing a 'thing' for David Milliband.

[smearedinfood]

I had no particular lustful feelings about him before I was fertilised. Anyone else had any strange cravings?

Blame the hormones - it will pass and just be grateful it's not Ed

I agree, at least it's not Ed...then you would have to be really worried!

I had one of 'those' dreams about him a few nights ago and can't see him on the news without reliving it . Thing is I'm a politics lecturer and I think the lectures I give on Labour which now be tinted with the memories and I my be slightly biased in my marking/analysis (it was a generally positive dream ) Maybe I should have one about Cameron for balance?

Oh I've just realised mine was about Ed!!! What's wrong with Ed then???

Definitely not Ed. Definitely.

Weirdly I find them both ok. :S

His heads to small

When he's going down on me I'd look down and see this weird little pin head and too much of my own thigh

Lol!

I've developed a crush on my doctor. I hope to Christ he doesn't have to be at the birth. (home birth).

That'll put the kybosh on trying to appear mysterious and sexy at local cocktail parties lol.

Why is everyone enabling the OP? This is unacceptable!

I'm sure under that suit he works out. I've rewatched the labour party leadership results and the man is too cool to even flinch when Ed wins.