I never thought I'd be sick in a...

[ovenbun]

Reading mother and baby everyone looks so glowing and accomplished..

I'm sure none of them spent last night vomitting into a plastic glove (only thing we had in the car)

husband was of course helpfully laughing his head off..

So to take our minds off of how depressing it is..please tell me your weirdest receptacles/locations.

glove box now stocked with more appropriate bags..

Underneath the fire escape at work

In the gutter outside the corner shop

The middle of the aisle in Morrison's with a pregnancy test in my basket which the female manager thought was hysterical

Chickensaladagain Bwahahahaha! You could have saved yourself the cost of that!

Coming out of a night club at 5.00am. Kicking out time managed to coincide exactly with the onset of morning sickness.
Very ironic that the only person NOT to have a drink is the one doubled over retching into the gutter.

I also vomited onto the train tracks on the commute to work every single morning. I had to take several days off work due to peeing myself slightly with the force of the vomming and it being too late to come in after going home to change

In the bin by the bus stop.

In my handbag in a Debenhams changing room.

Oh the glamour.....

In a bin in the library . I felt so awful I took the bin liner full of puke out with me and popped it in another bin..

In the passenger footwell of my car ... Had to get it valeted and was mortified when I had to explain to the man what had happened!

In a keep cup in my sister's car. You know, those insulated mugs that you use for takeaway coffee? Coffe down, vomit up. So smooth.

Into a gust of wing which blew it back all over my face, hair and coat. I was on the school run. It was very embarrassing.

In my hand in a restaurant. I realised I was going to be sick but the toilets were on the other side of the building - I'd never make it. I quickly grabbed a handful of napkins, threw up in them and ran to the bathroom before most of the party I was with realised.

Dreadfully embarrassing!

Random garden hedges. No tonnes of puke you understand, just spitty stuff. Yurk, I know.

On the tube, in the tube station (Oxford circus) in my handbag (I learned to carry nappy sacks around with me after that)... In a board room- yes it was during a meeting
Dust bins- various....
Plant pots....
Shower was my regular, not so unusual
Oh! In my shoes (long car journey)
I think I have blanked out the rest. Trying for number 2....think I might be slightly nuts.

Everywhere possible!! Worst was outside the church doors whilst I was a bridesmaid! . I had to run back down the aisle. I still get cold when I think about it. Everyone thought I was hungover!!

A bucket - while sitting on the toilet

My morning sickness used to happen first thing in the morning and being one if those people that has a pee as soon as i get out of bed the two used to coincide. Even if i waited to have a pee the vomiting would usually wait as well. Learned very quickly that the bucket was not to leave the bathroom.

With DC1 my first vomit of the day usually coincided with us leaving the house for work...more often than not on his shoes. he still can't eat bran flakes!