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Holy shit, I'm pregnant!

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uptheduffandincognito · 31/05/2006 08:51

I've just done a test as I was late and there were definitely 2 pink lines!

I so was not expecting this and I can't tell DH as he's away until the weekend - I had to tell someone and I'm sorry I can't say who I am, it wouldn't be fair for thousands of others to know about this before he does, but I was bursting.

Only trouble is, I'm mean to to be going to see some friends in a few days (before I see dh to tell him) and they are going to notice if I'm not drinking wine with them.

Come to think of it, I have had a good bottle of wine over the last 3 days - will that have harmed the baby?

I am actually shaking now. How am I going to hold things together?

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BeetrootOldDeer · 02/06/2006 19:11

I was not in butlins darling.. and i am not pregnant. there woudl be no smiley in my post if I was

AllieBongo · 02/06/2006 19:22

i think it's edodgy..she doesn't drive and has been a little run down lately..mmmmm

LadySherlockofLGJ · 02/06/2006 19:31

Tell you what, whoever it is, is not here, she is sitting somewhere nursing half a glass of wine, lying Wink to her friends.

Do we really want her sort amongst PLU ??

People Like Us. Grin

AllieBongo · 02/06/2006 19:32

nah, i would have told my fellow mnetters first, rather than wait for dh. she's not OOU (one of us!)

LadyCodofCOdford · 02/06/2006 20:14

its still not me

Californifrau · 02/06/2006 20:15

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FuglyDucking · 02/06/2006 20:20

LOL @ its still not me.

Glad to hear it Cod. Can't have it sneaking up on you can we Wink

soapbox · 02/06/2006 21:48

I think it is Piffle! I think that is why she was so pissed off when her hubby didn;t come back the other night and why she has to wait for hte weekend now before she tells him!

motherinferior · 02/06/2006 21:50

I don't think either of Piffle's children watch CBeebies, though, do they?

Two of my guesses have been exploded, unless it is moondog.

BeetrootOldDeer · 02/06/2006 21:51

cod or MI

Socci · 02/06/2006 21:52

I thought piffle was already pregnant?

motherinferior · 02/06/2006 21:52

It really, really is NOT me.

It has to be someone who isn't posting today, doesn't it?

bubble99 · 02/06/2006 21:54

MI. Just saw you as the last poster on this thread and was preparing to get knitting for another inferiorette/?? What is the male alternative to 'inferiorette'?

BeetrootOldDeer · 02/06/2006 21:54

blu???

motherinferior · 02/06/2006 21:56

Blu isn't married. And is back from holiday today.

BeetrootOldDeer · 02/06/2006 21:57

that coudl be a decoy

CaptainDippy · 02/06/2006 22:36

Still guessing, eh!?

Any one noticed who's absent from MN??

flutterbee · 02/06/2006 23:00

Is the mystery pg one back tomorrow?

expatinscotland · 02/06/2006 23:02

moondog, people!

moon's been away today.

Tortington · 02/06/2006 23:21

my dh has had the snip.

and i would kill misel'
so not me.

CaptainDippy · 02/06/2006 23:33

Moondog then!!?

Custardo - Any idea why cod called me a nob!!? I don't mind, I was rathered flattered, I just wondered if you could shed any light on why?

Ledodgyherring · 02/06/2006 23:36

Ok OK it's me!

Ledodgyherring · 02/06/2006 23:36

Only joking Grin

LadySherlockofLGJ · 03/06/2006 00:03

My very first thought was Moondog......

But I am told she drives.........

Blackduck · 03/06/2006 07:03

I'm the one who thinks MD drives - but I can't find the reference to it now, so may be I'm imagining it! She certainly hasn't been around....