Holy shit, I'm pregnant!

[uptheduffandincognito]

I've just done a test as I was late and there were definitely 2 pink lines!

I so was not expecting this and I can't tell DH as he's away until the weekend - I had to tell someone and I'm sorry I can't say who I am, it wouldn't be fair for thousands of others to know about this before he does, but I was bursting.

Only trouble is, I'm mean to to be going to see some friends in a few days (before I see dh to tell him) and they are going to notice if I'm not drinking wine with them.

Come to think of it, I have had a good bottle of wine over the last 3 days - will that have harmed the baby?

I am actually shaking now. How am I going to hold things together?

april or may would be my vote for ideal times. then hopefully the older children will have gotten through all their winter bugs, so you're not up all night between tending to them and bfing a newborn.

I'm sure no-one thinks it is me, but I would just like to say it isn't me. I'm never going to be pregnant again

pph tapdances around the computer

actually that was so nice I think I'll say it again...

I'm never going to be pregnant again!

tappity tappity tappity tappity tap

PPH I seem to remember you said that after baby number three

I've got two guesses but absolutely no basis for them...

it's either moondog or pruni.

not moondog - she def drives ...

what about Lonelymum?

i said pruni but someone said ivf...

ARE there popele in the world who dont drive
weirdies

the first thing i did after getting here was apply for my provisional license and got w/a driving instructor so i could pass my tests asap.

men especially! [shudder]

I don't drive.

me neither

had a couple of lessons

lamp-posted car on first lesson

on second lesson bumped into back of a milk float while trynig to overtake a bus... wasn't pretty

I blame the instructor, he made me nervous

Who is it?!!!

Arghhhhh, I hate these threads!
You big meanie, whoever you are

I don't drive either! (secretly wish I could)

Was he sexy????

I'm learning, have had about 40 lessons and think I'm nowhere near passing - I am bad driver!!

I wanna know, I wanna know, stamps foot and sulks.

I don't drive but I think I have already hit the top of cod's "weirdies" list too many times to mention :)

So it is you................

Its the weekend now officially so it's unfair to keep us in suspense any longer DO YOU HEAR ME

I'm going with Piffle
Just has to be

Can't be Piff, because he was close enough to offer to come home the other night, when things went pear shaped. (another story)

cod

I rec its you Beetroot, signing in from a Butlins internet cafe....