Holy shit, I'm pregnant!

[uptheduffandincognito]

I've just done a test as I was late and there were definitely 2 pink lines!

I so was not expecting this and I can't tell DH as he's away until the weekend - I had to tell someone and I'm sorry I can't say who I am, it wouldn't be fair for thousands of others to know about this before he does, but I was bursting.

Only trouble is, I'm mean to to be going to see some friends in a few days (before I see dh to tell him) and they are going to notice if I'm not drinking wine with them.

Come to think of it, I have had a good bottle of wine over the last 3 days - will that have harmed the baby?

I am actually shaking now. How am I going to hold things together?

I am v pleased, and also a bit nauseous at the same time - I'd forgotten about the horrid metalic taste.

My cousin and her Dh had been trying for years and years, he eventually took a high paid posting in a wartorn country to help them sort out their negative equity,he comes home, he goes back,she is PG, she calls him for their weekly chat and the first thing he said to her was, just how PG are you then ??

She said how did you know ? to which he replied you sound different.

So he may know by looking at you, so to speak.

cant cope with another of these threads - how will i sleep?

I'm hoping that preggo brain has kicked in and UpTheDuff will post under her usual nickname by mistake

good one sugar lets try and trick her!!!!

You know,there was a thread on here yesterday about not getting shouty when DH away,I wonder.....

hut the archives Sugar!

Congratulations!!! I'm feeling broody now.

Come on give us a clue who you are? Pleeeaaassseee.

\link{http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk?reverse=1&topicid=67&threadid=177780&rnd=06676634654094981\Thread here,but I can't see any clues or links to UpTheDuff,probably because she hasn't given us any darn clues!}

sorry guys, I didn't post on it.

LGJ - we won't have any contact bar text until he gets home at the weekend, and when he is over his jet lag, I'll tell him.

Poo! Spoilsport

pruni?

nah, pruni's IVFer, she'd know if she were preggo before being able to schedule a soiree.

Snot me!!

please tell us please oh please oh please

Congrats!
Give us a clue,go on go on go on

Cool! I knew it couldn't be a dc1 becazse a 1st time mum would never say holy shit I'm pregnant. Congratulations ! About the drinking... accept one glass of whatever & sip at it. If anyone comments about your lack of alcoholic enthusiasm just say you feel a major headache coming on.

I have my suspicions >>>>

cod?

Congratualtions how exciting.. do you think y ou will manage not to tell dh till you see him? YOu could call him and tell him.. then tell us who you are... pleeeaasseee

A sort of old-ish timer. Definitely "knows" LadySherlockofLGJ....

Congratulations uptheduff

I think its either

jambuttie
expat
moondog
piffle

It is so FioFio. Come on 'fess up!

I am not falling for the feeble 'it's not me' line.

I cite:

1. use of holy shit
2. premenstrual last week ( or could that really be early pg symptomps? Hmmmmm?)
3. DH works away a lot
4. 1 DS

I thank you.

lol

I'm not Fio - I personally think sh'e use much stronger language!

Had real trouble getting off to sleep last night, and then ds came in to complain that cebeebies were'nt working at 5.45 this morning. Arrrrrrrgh!