Worrying myself stupid

[OhHellToTheNo]

I'm on the pill but been a bit lax with it recently (stupid I know) and then had sex with my DP (even more stupid I know).
I read the "early pregnancy symptoms" thread and have worked myself up. I didn't even know some of these things!
I have got several spots on my face randomly, not had any in a long time. I have a stinker of a cold. I have a urine infection which is giving me shitty cramps and pains in my side.
I know the obvious answer is to POAS but my periods are really erratic and on medical advice I take 3 packs of the pill in a row so have NO idea when to test.
Advice very much welcome.

I would just by some eBay cheapies you can get 30 for next to nothing and they are very accurate then just pee on them everyday til you feel you know :)

I would POAS no less than 14 days after the incident (sex) that you are worried about.

If you get a BFP you need to get to a dr ASAP. for appropriate antenatal care including a dating scan. Or to discuss your options for TOP if that is what you chose.

Sorry, what is TOP?

I agree with bonzo, would test 14-20 days after you had sex - if you had got pregnant then it should produce a positive test by that point.

TOP - termination of pregnancy x